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National Recovery Administration

I bet you dumb libs thought I meant National Rifle Association

LOL

Why would it be dumb to think so?

They’re both NRA right

retard

liberal hate that we have a Constitution and want to destroy it!

LOL!!! ah man you got me! you’re so clever, man!!!!

The intellectual depth of the average Republican is astounding. I’ll bet you’re one of their top thinkers.

Guns’ don’t kill people

People Kill People…

and as far are the liberals are concerned…armed citizens are more dangerous than unarmed ones!

LOL! Good one.

They hate the 2nd Amendment group because they need an unarmed population to further foment socialism upon us, which is nothing more than theft under the guise of taxation.

Look at the kook in Oslo who murdered 70+ people in a country with strict gun laws, surrounded by countries with strict gun laws. It’s not about safety as such things prove - it’s about threat and intimidation of the government aimed at We the People.

I knew what you were doing. Good Job sir

…and you’d think they would since this was yet another liberal program deemed unconstitutional! But then FDR’s Keynesian economics didn’t work either; it took a war to recover us! Explains why they never invoke FDR when talking about ‘recovery’ but bastardize Reagan success instead!

See, you are why we use the term MOAF. I’ve never heard a SINGLE liberal say that he or she hates the NRA. Your premise is without merit, so your opinion is laughabe.
Mind Of A Flea.

The questioner is obviously a board member of the NRA. The National Retard Alumni.

Sports betting players following the Premier League in England are coming up on a crucial run of fixtures as there are only four games left in the regular season and there are battles all over the table. Here is what you should be wagering on this weekend as we get down to the nitty-gritty of the English soccer season.

Chelsea Arsenal Odds – Saturday, 7:45 AM ET

The Blues still have a tough Champions League match at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday against Barcelona, they’re coming off a huge 5-1 win over Tottenham in the FA Cup semifinals (they’ll meet Liverpool in the final) and they’re still in the hunt for the fourth spot in the Premier League, which means of course, qualification for the Champions League next year. It’s all going on for Chelsea, and this stretch to close out the season will be a test of their squad depth and resolve.

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger complained about Wigan’s time-wasting, but he had no one to blame but himself and his players in a 2-1 home loss, but this is what he does: Wenger tries to deflect the pressure off his players by blaming the other team, whether it is warranted or not. Now, they have to defend their ground at the Emirates because their five-point lead over Spurs in third place doesn’t look so safe after all.

Chelsea has won five and drawn one of the last 10 meetings with Arsenal, who won a 5-3 shootout at the Bridge in October. They’ll snag three points from their London rivals because the Blues should be spent after a busy week.

Soccer Betting Pick: Arsenal

Tottenham QPR Odds – Sunday, 12:30 PM ET

Spurs have been truly awful over the last two months, and holding on to fourth should be their main goal now, not pursuing Arsenal in third place. The 5-1 destruction at the hands of Chelsea was followed by a 2-1 loss to Norwich City, and the most depressing part of it all is that both losses came at White Hart Lane, where Spurs were so good for most of the season. Right now, it doesn’t appear that Spurs have the stomach for a stretch run, but they’ll have to turn that around immediately.

QPR is only two points clear of the relegation area after a 1-0 loss at West Brom, but they’re marginally better at home and they’ll need to draw on that this weekend against Spurs, who are inconsistent away from the Lane and even more now. QPR have won their last three matches at Loftus Road, and two of those wins came against Liverpool and Arsenal.
Spurs have won three and drawn two of their seven matches with QPR, including a 3-1 win at the Lane back in October, the first meeting between the two since 1995. This match has draw written all over it if you combine Tottenham’s slide in form with QPR’s ability at home and need for a win.

Soccer Betting Pick: Draw

Everton Manchester United Odds – Sunday, 7:30 AM ET

United has a five-point lead over Manchester City with four games left, and they can put one hand on the trophy with a victory this weekend. They recovered from a surprising loss at Wigan with a 4-0 thrashing of Aston Villa and they’ve won 14 of their 17 matches at Old Trafford so far this season.

Everton are fighting for a spot in the Europe League, sitting in seventh place after a 4-0 trouncing of Sunderland at home last week. They’ll have to bounce back from the disappointment of falling out of the FA Cup to their rivals from Liverpool, but that may have been the best thing for them as they can now focus on holding on to seventh place; as tight as the league is, with two losses they can drop to 15th place.

Everton haven’t had much success against United recently, losing seven and drawing two of their last 10, and the two sides have had a connection since Wayne Rooney joined Manchester United and goalkeeper Tim Howard went the other, and these two will likely have a say in the outcome of the game. But United have their 20th title in their sights and with one eye on a showdown at Manchester City next weekend, look for the red team to be rampant at home on Sunday morning. They should be your online betting pick.

Soccer Betting Pick: Manchester United

I’ve been looking around for free bet offers and I’ve seen a lot of sites offering new members a ‘free bet’, which can be anywhere from £5 to £25. The thing is you have to wager your own money before they ‘match you’ on the bet. I can’t get my head around this. Is this really a free bet? What if you lose the bet you made with your own money? Do you still get refunded?

Thanks

Most bookies will ask you to spend a bit of money and then give you extra money to bet on.
End of the day, you will lose money. No one gets rich in the bookies.

It is not really free money, you need to jump through hoops to ever be able to cash out anything that comes of it. Trust me all it is, is a way to line up new suckers. You want to gamble enjoy but realize that the rules set are against you, you can win, but most of the time you will wind up losing. The worst thing that can happen to a guy is to win their first bet or win their first time at a casino.

I just rewatched Notting Hill she is so cute in that one though I bet she is playing herself

I also love Pretty Woman

It’s gotta be the classic “pretty woman”

Steel Magnolias and Erin Brokovich

Well I liked her part in Ocean’s Twelve. I know she’s in a few roms but they aren’t really my thing.

I LOVE My Best Friends Wedding! It’s always been my favorite Julia Roberts movie.

Cheers,

KAtrina

Erin Brocovich and Sleeping with the Enemy

I love all her films, but her best role is in Charlie Wilson’s War.

Steel Magnolias and Sleeping With The Enemy!

Steel Magnolias. She dies in that movie, maybe thats why I like it! (Jk…………………..Not really)

She also plays in steel magnolias that’s a good show. It’s on VCR that i know of.

Calling me names over the computer, bet that makes you feel big bad, huh? I’d like to see you come down to my house in Texas and say what you said to my face, guarantee you’d wet yourself when you see me

The first amendment

I bet you have a really tiny pee-pee.

You again! I’d probably run away in horror when I see your face.

God gave me a mouth and a brain.

Go ahead. Tell God he was mistaken.

“guarantee you’d wet yourself when you see me”

You that ugly?

do you look like Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

First amendment

well, I’ll come over–but only if you have some cold beers

Keep it up, its only a matter of time before someone takes you down hard.

Easy Tex,

take some Comfort in your favorite sheep, they miss you I’m sure.

f.u.c.k. dude. like I f.u.c.k.ing think b./i.t.c/.h.es who are too sensitive, they allow a vibration in the air to cause them harm, need to put a DAMN HELMET ON!!

I don’t act like a bully on the internet name calling is not the level I stoop to, but there is nothing I would not say here to someones face, no matter how big they are.

You want people to come see you and get wet.

If I saw you face to face i would kick your sorry redneck azz across the border to Mexico then turn you over to some drug lords who would sodomize u and then sell u to some blacks who woiuld force you to eat skittles and perform fellatio on them at gun point.

I don’t even know who you are.

Well, I do know something about you from what I learned in the jungles of Vietnam.

“Those who brag before a battle become [cowardly] pancakes on the ground when the bullets start flying.”

I would bet a year’s salary that it is much lower than that of liberals.

double yours

False

there is nothing lower than a liberal

waaaa

waaaaa

I need FREE Obama Care cries the Obama sheeple

You would win that bet.

So you asked your highly suspect question and indicated the answers you wanted.

I take it you are a Liberal.

A liberal’s salary isn’t much to risk on a bet like this. Most conservatives are smart enough to out earn liberals.

I am not sure, but they are not liberals if that means anything.

We bask in the glory of your oh-so-vastly-superior intelligence.

Not!

Arrogant much?

So..basically you’re saying you’d bet nothing?

Even if that were true, it’s generally accepted that IQ means nothing.

you would lose that bet.

Im not buying into the hype, or anything, but quite a few people are saying Neymar will eventually eclispe both Ronaldo and Messi, and when one considers that one has 40 league goals, and averages a goal-a-game in champions league, and will most probably also reach the 60-goal mark this season, and is an outside bet for 50 league goals, while the other has 38 league goals, and will most likely reach 70 goals in the season, as well as a probable bet for 50 league goals. this are stats from a different era… if Neymar was to score better than that, he`d have to be odds- on greatest of all time. Anyway in which team would you think he would prosper?

He would be much better in Real Madrid but the problem is Neymer plays on a wing and Madrid at the time has excellent wingers but i believe as the time goes on when he is a lil bit older, If Madrid can buy him, he can sure do wonders since his style of play best suits that of Madrid.

If he goes to Barca, There is an on-form Messi there and he would have to engage himself in s toughest competition where he would have to eclipse Messi and that wouldnt happen so he wouldnt be that much successful at Barca.

I am 17 and have just cleared high school. Before high school, I had achieved good grades. In high school, I slacked a bit and didn’t dazzle anyone with my grades. The reason I gave everyone was that high school marks didn’t matter in the career I was interested in, only the entrance test results did. I admit I wasn’t working as hard as I could.

Now I am getting great results in my mock tests for my college entrance. Outsiders respect me. My parents don’t. They call me "a waste of space" and a slacker. They have been telling me that I am useless even when I got good grades. My mom even bet me that I would fail in my exams, which I cleared with a 9.4 GPA out of 10. I admit that my recent marks have been shit but then, they don’t matter for my college. I have no respect at home.

Tonight, I came home after studying. My mom, as usual, said that I was good for nothing. I shouted back at her that I was placed in the top 100 nationwide in my mocks. She then called me shit and hit me. Something broke inside me. I retaliated. I hit her on her leg. Not really hard. I immediately apologized but she said that she would tell my dad and get me thrown out.

Now if that happens, I have no career to look forward to. I have friends but for some reason I don’t want to confide to them. I have been beaten in my past regularly, both by my father and mother. I envy my friends, who have rational parents. I just want to live like a normal person. I also have a history of running away from home twice, both when I was 12. My marks bad first taken a dip (temporarily) that year. I live in India where social services are non existent. Grades define a person’s worth here. So, maybe my parents aren’t wrong. But I don’t feel bad about the beatings, more so about the fact that they call me useless even when I got good grades. I just want to kill myself. My parents are fine in real life, so the problem must lie with me.
I feel like an asshole. My dad is a very successful executive and my moving out would cause a big scandal. Also, I have no money and nowhere to go. I fear the fault lies with me. Bow can I make my parents proud of me? How will I ever matter?
@Jesus
I don’t know. I just can’t go away. My dad is very nice, except for his rages. I feel like a psychopath. I don’t want to be a nobody. My parents are fine with supporting me as long as I adhere to their taunts and insults. I honestly don’t know what they want. How can I get my approval. As of now, I am camping outside my mum’s room as a penance (I feel bad).
@Jesus
I don’t know. I just can’t go away. My dad is very nice, except for his rages. I feel like a psychopath. I don’t want to be a nobody. My parents are fine with supporting me as long as I adhere to their taunts and insults. I honestly don’t know what they want. How can I get my approval. As of now, I am camping outside my mum’s room as a penance (I feel bad).
@ok
Thank you. I appreciate your effort. Yes, I have known about reverse psychology. But it can’t be that extreme, can it? My relationship with my parents is loving most of the times but there are periods when I am insulted to the core. I feel worthless.

@Tony
Thanks. I can get a teacher to talk about me and I am sure it will be positive. But will it help?
@ok
Thank you. I appreciate your effort. Yes, I have known about reverse psychology. But it can’t be that extreme, can it? My relationship with my parents is loving most of the times but there are periods when I am insulted to the core. I feel worthless.

@Tony
Thanks. I can get a teacher to talk about me and I am sure it will be positive. But will it help?
My mother also told me that I was a worthless child and she should have had me killed before I was born. My parents also listen to all my wishes, as long as they have total control over my life
My mother also told me that I was a worthless child and she should have had me killed before I was born. My parents also listen to all my wishes, as long as they have total control over my life

Move out?

It’s not you. Do not kill yourself, please. You have great grades, if they call you useless, then they don’t know what they’re talking about. They should feel guilty for saying that to their daughter. I am only twelve but I can assure you that you aren’t useless and don’t need to think about killing yourself. Look at yourself right now. You have verrrrry great spelling and grammar. You don’t find that in every person. The problem lies within them. If you leave they will realize what happened. They will feel bad. They should at least. But some parents are different, I am not encouraging you to leave; I am giving you options and predicting what will happen. I hope you have the best of luck with your choices, and please don’t kill yourself
God Bless
-Jesus

MOVE OUT. just pack your things and go. find a job, make your own living. Your parents sound like absolute assholes, especially your mom. dont feel bad about hitting her, it sounds like she deserved it. Stand up for yourself. Your almost an adult. Therefore your life will get SO MUCH BETTER. find a way out. once you have a job, and a place to stay, then you can worry about college.
Oh and one last thing. Confide in your friends. They CAN help.

Do you know the concept of
reverse psychology?
Apparently your parents think that abuse is the way to motivate you , and to threaten you and beat you and put you down , they think are motivators.
They are not .
they are misguided in their cruelness,and it sounds like you may be on your own soon, but that could be a good thing, as long as you don’[t let all those abusive messages they gave you , take over in your head.
Those are not who you are. You have proven that you can do anything you put your mind to, and your responses have been extraordinarily patient and self controling during all the abuse.
Anyone might hit a bully back , it is a natural response.
Sometimes bullies don’t respond to anything else.
You should keep your brain connected and keep thinking and taking care of yourself, regardless of what they do.
It may be time for you to speak your mind about the abuse and let them know you will not tolerate it anymore.
IDK.
Sometimes that will stop it, sometimes itwont.
If they both think that is a normal or good way to ‘teach’ , then they have learned that from being abused themselves.
No religion would support parents abusing their children, and some even say that to bring a child to anger is a sin.
they are bullies. whether they realize it or care or not.
This is not your problem, it is theirs. There is nothing wrong except that you now believe the horrible words and definitions directed at you. You probably don’[t want to talk to yoru friends, because you have learned to believe this is about you , your problem, and you have not learned how to deal appropriately and lovingly with your feelings. You will become an abuser like your parents the way you are thinking.
You could consider al;l your options, and decide what to do. If you cower to them, and stay and take more abuse , because you lack options, then I hope the part of you that knows this is not normal, or healthy or loving stays alive and plans on how to create a good healthy life for yourself. Or see if you can stay with friends. or something.
You have been programmed to think you are worthless unless someone is abusing you . That is a lie.
You may not be able to motivate yourself unless osmeone is abusing you now, you will have to be very careful about who you choos as a mate, not to repeat this senerio in your life and your childrens life.
If you can talk it out wit hthem , rationally, then maybe they will see your point and change. It doesn’[t sound like it. they think you are doing well because of these behaviors, not in spite of them.
Look up the ’stockholm syndrome’ and traumatic bonding. Look up what happens to abused children, often when they over achieve, they either decide to become what they did not have growing up and never pass down the abuse, or they become an abuser and pass it down.
2/3 s of abused children, do NOT go on to abuse, they know the difference and would not do that, but 1/3 do go on to abuse.
I hope you make the difficult choices to love and take care of yourself and your future children, and perhaps your parents willl realize their mistakes and come around to making changes.
Here is a free self help healing method, eftuniverse.com click on ‘get started free’, and it would help if you bring as many healthy supportive people into your life as possible.
If you believe your parents are right to abuse you, or that the fault lies with you , then you are believing the abuseive lies they are putting on you . You are defining yourself by their abusive views of you.
that will keep you in their control and will keep you from ever escaping their control, and that is what they want.
If you feel bad about yoruself, and push yourself incessantly to ’succeed’, then they can control you thast way, the way they have.
Your parents are NOT ‘fine’ in real life. Far from it. They probably put on a different face in ‘real life’.
So, the problems are not yours.
With these type parents, you will NEVER be enough for them. You will NEVER make them proud, and you will matter only in how you succeed for them and by their standards.
I think you can succeed and be happy, but you are going to have to remove the controling abusive messages that are in your head by them defining you, now, and replace them with loving accepting and building messages of self love and acceptance.
I hope you do that. best wishes. find a spiritual source of support as well.
EDIT: I did not mention the underlying female hatred and abuse in some places, if that is part of this, then you will need to take special care ofyourself and mind and thoughts and find support anywhere you can get it, to grow and stay sane. I believe you were born valuable, and unique and you have a life purpose that is a good, happy and healthy one. I wish you well in creating it and living it.

It’s not you,

What your mother says is not true,

Just remember this is not going to last forever, just hang in there until you can get your job,

Can you get one of your teachers to say something good about you to your parents?

HEY, U R TRUE THAT ONLY GRADE MATTERS HERE, AND NOTHING ELES.
I WONT LIE BUT I WAS IN SAME SITUATION WHEN I WAS 12 ,
PEOPLE USE TO CAL ME ABNORMAL AND I WAS SO ASHAMED.
BUT MY MOM WAS NOT LIKE OTHERS, SHE TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY WAY OUT IS ‘POLITE IGNORANCE TILL U ACHIVE’

I DID SAME, I WORKED REALY HARD AND COMPLETELY CONVERTED MY PERSONALITY…

I STARTED GETTING REALY NICE GRADES (90+ %age) AND U WONT BELIVE, EVERY THING WENT RIGHT…

NOW, I AM 18 , AND I BECAME REALLY VERY IMPORTANT IN MY FAMILY…NOW IN EVERY FAMILY DECESION , MY CONSULTANCE IS APPRETIATED…

SO ALL U NEED IS TO IGNORE POLITELY TO THOSE WHO DISCOURAGES U…

IF NEXT TIME UR MOM SAYS U A USELES THEN JUST SMILE AND IGNORE…NO NEED TO GET IN MESS

MOREOVER, U WONT BE THROWN OUT UR HOUSE, JUST ASK FOR ANOTHER CHANCE…AND UTILISE IT…

TRY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH UR PARENTS…FIND A SOFT CORNER IN THERE HEART…AND DONT GIVE UP

Your parents have some kind of a problem, both of them. There are frustrations in their lives, and instead of facing them directly, they are taking them out on you.

Perhaps your father is not being treated well at work. Perhaps your mother treats him badly. Perhaps he treats her badly. It’s clear that they are frustrated and angry about things, but rather than dealing with the real roots of their problems they take it out on you.

You wrote “Grades define a person’s worth here.” and yet look at the marks you got on your mocks. If you believe a person should be defined by things like that ( which I don’t think they should be ) then they, and you, have every reason to see yourself as worthy. Yet look at how you feel now ?

But if you did get 10 on everything, then I believe they would still find something wrong with you. Or if they were happy, it would be because they could show you off as a trophy to their friends, rather than loving you in the ways you want them too.

They are the ones who should be ashamed, and not you.

You said they are not like this in real life, but how we behave when others can’t see us is the very realist part of real life.

The ones who should be penitent is them, not you.

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He can outspend Obama 5-1 10-1 whatever number is needed.
How does that make you feel left outs. Your boy is going to be beat down
by his own tactics. I bet you scream your asses off.

thats why Ron Paul needs to win

You’ll hate Obama no matter what he does, so why am I even bothering to answer this?

It must be uncomfortable in that fantasy you fabricated for yourself.

What lies?

He’s mostly been doing what he promised, as well as he’s been able, given the unprecedented blocking by Republicans.

No one knows how much money each will be able to spend between now and November; no one knows who will win.

Only morons THINK they know who will win.

Much of the reason Obama won is it was clear to most Americans that McCain would have been a continuation of the Bush nightmare. Many voters forgot that in the 2010 midterms, and have been regretting it ever since.

Im a bet wetter. I hate changing myself so my mom changes me. It’s so embarrassing. I wear diapers to school too. I still wet my pants often. The school nurse has to change me. My mom took me to a doctor but they said I should try just using the bathroom before bed. That’s not working. Can someone please HELP me!!!!!

You should probably go get that checked.

I think your mental

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what the fuck…….

Usually there is a cause for frequent bed wetting episodes. Sometimes if there was injury to parts down there that are healing - there could be incontinence. Other health problems may also cause incontinence.

I would say to avoid beverages a few hours before you go to bed. At night, the kidneys slow down anyway so sometimes if you drink something before bed, you will be likely to wake up in the middle of the night. Drink as much water as the body needs during the day, but make sure to avoid them a few hours before bedtime and make sure you use the bathroom before going to bed.

There are also certain exercises you can do to exercise known as “kegel exercises” for the “pubococcygeus (PC) muscles”, which are easy to Google. Make sure to add in the search “for men” or “for women” because both are slightly different exercises, but they have been proven to help.

Sometimes in a desperate situation, you can set a few alarm clocks in the middle of the night to wake up and go. Sometimes this is effective in stopping the bed wetting and then decreasing your trips to the bathroom over time until you don’t bed wet, but instead wake up and use the bathroom when your body is telling you to.

Sometimes for those who wet the bed, it can be more of a psychological issue than a physical one so if you believe they may be stress, anxiety, etc. in your life then perhaps see a therapist. If your doctor only says “use the bathroom before bed” then you should find a different doctor and explain that it is truly a problem in your life.

You have a mental problem called mental retardation

Thank you for the laugh

Holy macaronie dog sh** :O You are mental!!

You do not have a mental problem like a few other people were saying, I would say to follow the one person’s advice which is not to drink a beverage close to bed time. Can you even go to the bathroom at all? If you cannot use the bathroom on a toilet then you should try to do what the little kids do. You just have to try to practice going, when I was 2-3 years old I had a hard time trying to use the bathroom, since you are 14 you should have better intelligence than a toddler and you should know to go to the bathroom when you have to go. And when you go to bed you should still use diapers until you stop wetting the bed. And if you can go at least a week without wetting the bed you should take off the diapers, and not buy or use them anymore.