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Go deep or go home
If theres one thing that enlivens an otherwise mundane, middle-tier tournament, its staggering scores being shot by guys breaking records. That has been the case for three killer weeks on the PGA Tour, where records have been eviscerated by a run of scoring usually reserved for the desert courses in Palm Springs or Phoenix. It began three weeks ago with an opening 59 from Paul Goydos in a tournament won by Steve Stricker, who set a tour scoring record for 54 holes. A week later, Rory McIlroy shot 63 at St. Andrews, matching the lowest number ever recorded at a Grand Slam event. Over the weekend, Carl Pettersson lipped out a 25-footer on the 18th hole Saturday and shot 60 but still managed to record the lowest 36-hole stretch in event history, and the Canadian Open dates to 1922. More notably, Pettersson made the cut on the number with a 10-footer on the last hole Friday before making the dizzying run, underscoring the depth of talent on the world tours these days. With the PGA Tour making its first trip to the Greenbrier Resort this week, its hard to predict where the scores will go. But based on play in a scorching July, anything in the range from low to lower seems a veritable certainty.
Citizen pain
This is getting interesting. The internationals are charging so hard that a longtime PGA Tour member, Swedens Richard Johnson, went abroad to play in Europe last week and won. Pettersson, the snuff-dipping Swedish Bubba, won the Canadian Open on the U.S. tour. Whatever the reason, and its possibly just a cyclical deal, but the Yanks are getting crushed lately on their own turf. Throwing out the PGA Tours opposite event held in Reno two weeks ago, which was so thin it didnt fill out the entire field, and foreign-born players have won 10 of the past 13 events, including the past two majors. Bubba Watson, one of the American winners in that stretch, is from the Florida Panhandle, and having lived there briefly, thats like a foreign country in certain locales, too.
International incidents
OK, so I am clearly belaboring the point, but would anybody bat an eye at this point if an international player won the PGA Championship in three weeks? Not here. In fact, the foreign contingent has a chance to make history. The PGA Championship was first staged in 1916 and foreign-born players have never won it thrice in succession. After wins by Irelands Padraig Harrington and South Koreas Y.E. Yang, that distinction seems shaky at best. Moreover, the last time foreign-born players won three consecutive majors in the same year was in 1994, when the Yank contingent went 0 for 4. More about the slam of Uncle Sam: Internationals have won the seasons final major a total of 12 times. A win by a foreign-born player at Whistling Straits would make it four victories in seven years. Thats not a ripple, thats a red tide.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the fence
While you werent watching, the LPGA was in France last week for one of its bigger events, the Evian Masters, which is a big-money lead-in to this weeks Womens British Open, the final major of the year. While the American troops have been getting uniformly spanked for years in the womens game, theres been a resurgence this summer at the majors, where Paula Creamer and Cristie Kerr have won back-to-back titles. A victory by an American this week would give the Yanks three consecutive Grand Slam titles for the first time since Juli Inkster (twice) and Dottie Pepper won three in a row in 1999. By the way, 15-year-old American Lexi Thompson, who wont be eligible for LPGA membership for three more years under current rules, finished third last week in the Evian Masters after turning pro a couple of months ago. If she petitions the LPGA for early membership, its going to be awkward, because shes already proven that she has the chops to contend. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being … as Dennis Miller once noted, Evian spelled backwards is “naive.”
Opening an err vent
Keeping the oh-so-smooth segue string running, heres one last well-intentioned rant about the women and their place at the public buffet table: Its been three years since I covered a womens major, and for darned good reason. The first three womens majors of the year are staged either the week before or the week after a mens major, dooming the trio of tournaments to minimalist national media coverage. The lone exception is the Womens British Open, which could actually by being played consecutively with the mens event, because the American media might actually stick around to watch. The Womens British Open is run by the Ladies Golf Union, whatever that is. It has an office about 100 yards from the famous R&A edifice at St. Andrews. Get together, people. Compare notes. Move the mens senior event and make it work. That goes for the illogical logistics in the three U.S.-based events, too. A rising tide lifts all ships.
Off-ramping up in the right direction
Golf season in the States lasts, what, nearly 11 months? Yet whenever the World Golf Hall of Fame held its annual induction ceremony every November, the offseason had begun and nobody seemed to much notice or care. Hopefully, that will change with the formal move of the ceremonies to Monday of Players Championship week, when the eyes of the global game are on the Jacksonville, Fla. region. The St. Augustine-based hall is and with the media attention the tournament usually draws, the spotlight glare should increase by at least two-fold. Now, if the Hall of Fame can streamline and simplify its confusing and conflicting admissions systems, which have been under discussion for 1½ disjointed years, then it might have a fighting chance of reeling in a few more fans who, at the moment, speed past on nearby Interstate 95 with nary a sideways glance.
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Your weekly Eldrick update
Almost made it through a week without mentioning the Chosen One, but that would mean my readership would take a hit like ESPNs ratings from the Old Course. So were supplying some updated info as Woods prepares for the busiest portion of the schedule, which could include playing seven times in the next nine weeks, if he manages to compete in all four FedEx Cup series events. With his mediocre performance at the British Open, Woods hasnt won in seven PGA Tour starts, his longest drought to open a year since 1998, when he won in his ninth start. However, in that 98 span all better than his top results in 2010. In all, Woods “losing streak” in PGA Tour-sanctioned events stands at nine, dating to last falls win at BMW Championship at Cog Hill, when he was reportedly holed up with a porn actress in a Chicago hotel. That win was preceded by a stretch in which he finished either first or second a total doubtlessly to both fans and Woods.
Least surprising TV news of the month
It took a couple of days, and not because there were many numbers to crunch, but when the ratings for the final round of the British Open were revealed last week, they were met with either a sigh or a gasp. Sundays pitiable numbers on ESPN were the worst on record with a 2.1 rating, which means there were probably as many TVs watching the sermon from the Crystal Cathedral on Sunday as there were watching Louis Oosthuizens baptism at the cathedral of golf. Why the skid? Oosthuizen won in a runaway fashion by seven shots, nobody outside of true golf aficionados knew his identity before the tournament began, no Americans were in the mix, and for the first time, the tournament was broadcast solely on cable TV, with no portion being aired on ABC Sports. ESPN sent so many folks to St. Andrews, the tax base in Bristol must have collapsed, yet despite all the bells and whistles, and largely positive reviews of the Mouses broadcast effort, it mostly went for naught. Because a 2.1 is as close to naught as a major should ever get.
Then again, I could be wrong
After posting an impassioned missive about the centuries-old hamlet of St. Andrews and beseeching the R&A to bring the British Open back to the Old Course in another five years, a few holes in the treatise were fast pointed out by an overseas brother in ink, who isnt exactly caught up in the lore of the place. While St., Andrews represents the cradle of the game, its by no means the best track for watching or covering a British Open, either from a dramatic or logistics standpoint. While I was waxing philosophically about the town itself and intentionally overlooked some of the Old Courses unique shortcomings relative to the modern game, in the spirit of full disclosure, lets lay em out. Spectators cant see much of anything because of the parallel fairways and huge disconnects between the gallery ropes and the putting greens. The first green must be located 65 yards from the nearest spectator. Sadly, the best way to watch at the Old Course is to camp out in the grandstands. Then theres the final result. The past three Opens staged at St. Andrews have been won by eight, five and seven shots, which means that from a theatrical standpoint, there was more drama at St. Andrews when the property served as a WWII airstrip. At least there were some bumpy landings and soaring takeoffs to track. As the ESPN ratings effectively proved, few fans in the States tuned in just because of the name on the historic venue.
Stop the propaganda parade, please
Bragging is unbecoming. Begging might be even worse. Small wonder, then, that when the PGA Tour website last week posted a fan survey asking readers to identify the greatest Nationwide Tour graduate ever, it was cringe-inducing. Among others, it listed Ernie Els, who played in a grand total of on the tours developmental circuit in 1991 and never won. Stewart Cink and Jim Furyk each played one full season on the circuit before cementing their place in the big leagues and also were listed. Conspicuously absent from the on-line ballot was David Duval, who clearly used the Nationwide as a launch pad for his career, playing two seasons before reaching the PGA Tour for good in 1995. Duval, of course, eventually became world No. 1 for 15 weeks, shot 59 in competition and won a major. If you are going to dislocate your elbow while patting yourself on the back, it might be nice to provide some actual context.
Coming up snakeyes
Step aside, Donald Trump, youve been out-publicity stunted by another guy with more ego than common sense. First, we had to sit through receiver Jerry Rices participation in a Nationwide Tour event named in his honor this summer (he missed the cut, then declined to do interviews). Now comes the disquieting news that the CEO of Turning Stone Resort, a casino that sponsors a PGA Tour event staged next week opposite the WGC event at Firestone, has seen fit to award himself a sponsor exemption. Granted, the tour highjacks these companies for mega-money something fierce, but pro-ams are where the corporate types belong, not on the golf course creating havoc for professionals playing for real money. Ray Halbritter, the CEO in question, carries a handicap of around 2, thanks to his which means hes still about six or seven shots worse than an average card-carrying tour player. Halbritter says he regularly shoots around 78-80 on the tournament venue, which means that after allowing for nerves, flop sweat and projectile vomiting, spectators had better wear hardhats. Dumb as the Jerry Rice appearance was, at least wed heard of the guy and it created a spark of public interest, right? Then again, maybe Halbritter is crazy like a fox, because nobody would drive me back inside the casino faster than watching some guy scrape it around in 84.