Pond Scrum: Postmortem on another American match-play blowup
Its one day after the Walker Cup matches, on yet another green patch of Scotland, and the trees are still bending over sideways.
What trees there are, anyway.
European Tour correspondent John Huggan is encamped in the clubhouse at the Archerfield Links, between Gullane and North Berwick, along the Firth of Forth on the Scottish coast, with winds blowing 50 mph outside, scuttling his hopes of playing.
Not to worry.
We have our weekly alternate-shot round at Pond Scrum to contest instead, with CBSSports.com senior writer Steve Elling as his opposite number on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
First up on the Monday agenda is an exhumation of the American performance at the Walker, where fittingly, considering the elements of the moment, they were effectively blown out 14-12 by the underdog Great Britain & Ireland team, from start to finish.
For all the bluster outdoors, these guys do plenty of huffing and puffing themselves, and the pair takes a particularly hard look at what went wrong for the latest American team to take a trip overseas for international match-play competition.
Like many before them, Uncle Sams crew was first to cry uncle, as shots sailed into the heather, gorse and toward the North Sea.
Looks like you guys got it all wrong, but then, so did everybody else. The Great Britain & Ireland side bushwhacked the Americans in the Walker Cup over the weekend in blustery Scotland, pulling off one of the bigger upsets in that esteemed events nine decades. What went wrong for the Yanks, who seemingly had far more firepower?
Elling: Huggan was there. In deference to his well-earned windburn, he gets the opening honors. The first tee ball is yours. Mind the gorse.
Huggan: My mind goes back to a long ago school I attended in Arizona. It was for low handicappers, and the instructor had them hitting long chip-and-run shots. Well, not one of those students had a clue how to do it properly, a straightforward shot we Scots grow up with. Ill never forget how surprised I was as I watched. So maybe I should have foreseen what happened at Royal Aberdeen over the weekend.
Elling: Heres what I saw: An almost complete reprise of every U.S. team at the Ryder over the years. The Yanks were mostly inept at the two-man team play, and slightly more dominant in singles. It was reminiscent of when the U.S. went 0-5-1 in the combination fourball/foursomes session at the Ryder in Wa was hopeless when it came to playing in an admittedly high wind. And that was the difference between the teams. Where the GB&I lads were comfortable in an environment all are well used to, the visitors were ill-equipped to cope in conditions they probably had never experienced before.
Huggan: Ive said this many times before about the PGA Tour and maybe it is just as applicable to the elite amateur level in the States: while the best players are terrific, they are terrific only when allowed to play a narrow, one-dimensional style of golf. In other words, take them out of their high/straight comfort zone and ask them to hit shots low or hold the ball up in a heavy crosswind and they soon become less than impressive.
Elling: A couple of things you mention were glaring in the BBC broadcast. Notably, that when the U.S. team turned into the wind, balls started flying everywhere. The most astounding shot of the week was when Peter Uihlein, undefeated in his first Walker Cup two years ago, had a shot into the wind from 120 yards on Sunday morning in alternate-shot format. He hit a punch-shot 6-iron that sailed 30 yards out of bounds.
Huggan: That was certainly the case at Royal Aberdeen. That the final score was as close as it was only underlines the fact that, as so often, the away team failed to adapt to life in a foreign land.
Elling: This is clearly a cliche thats rooted in fact. Ask Phil Mickelson.
Huggan: Your foursomes observation was secondary to their incompetence in the wind, though. But you are not wrong. The intricacies of alternate shot did seem too much for them at times.
Elling: Well, sharing and teamwork is a notion thats antithetical to the very fabric of the modern American player. Heh, heh.
Huggan: I had to laugh, too, when Chris Williams was faced with a chip shot from the bottom of a bank below the level of one green. His attempt to run the ball up the hill was laughably inept.
Elling: Run the ball? What a concept. Never heard of it.
Elling: It was a pretty comprehensive paddling. As GB&I captain Nigel Edwards said afterward, “the matches are not played on paper.” His side rolled up that paper and used it to swat the American boys on the backside.
Huggan: The old line that golf becomes ever more interesting the longer the ball spends on the ground was certainly true at Balgownie.
Elling: By the end, the GB&I guys had won me over. As ever, the two kids from Northern Ireland, Alan Dunbar and Paul Cutler, were impressive. I am starting to think that a team composed solely of Ulstermen would never lose to anybody. Major magic mojo.
Huggan: Having said that, Im willing to bet that there will be a few of the American team who will do well as professionals. Id be struggling to say the same of more than a couple from the home team. Different game on tour.
Elling: Random prediction from 4,000 miles away: Steven Brown will be the best of the GB&I bunch. Taller kid, awesome swing. Other guys will have trouble against the big fish.
Huggan: You may be right, but Im not so sure about him. His putting for a day and a half was nothing short of woeful.
Elling: The whole competition was thoroughly enjoyable, with one slight exception. Its hard to fathom why the BBC had to adopt such a paternalistic, pandering tone when talking about the GB&I side. Ken Brown, normally a level-headed analyst, was shown hugging a GB&I player Saturday in an attempt to console him. Veteran and beloved analyst Peter Alliss repeatedly referred to the team as “we” and “us.” Alliss also offered a mocking version of a Southern accent that included the words “Goddamn,” after a U.S. player was heard muttering following a bad shot. Come on guys, you are better than that. I think.
Huggan: You have a point. But at least you were spared five minutes of commercials after every two minutes of golf.
Elling: Touche.
Huggan: The real star of the weekend was the course. Royal Aberdeen, for reasons I have never been able to fathom, is always overshadowed by nearby Cruden Bay. Give me Balgownie every time, if I have to choose between those two.
Elling: Tough track. I lost count of how many balls Uihlein lost. Good thing he gets them for free.
The top player on the GB&I side, British Open amateur standout Tom Lewis, turned pro Monday. In some remarkably candid comments, he said last week that he has no occupational “Plan B.” Surprising?
Elling: Lewis, probably the top pro prospect on the GB&I side in the eyes of most experts, talked about his learning disorder in school and how he made no attempt to really overcome it. All he wants to do it play golf. Talk about putting all his dimpled eggs in one basket.
Huggan: Lewis is dyslexic, and so has never taken to the academic life. Much more controversial were his comments on being offered a scholarship at an unnamed U.S. college: “I was asked if I wanted to go to a U.S. coll they would do it for me. But I didnt want to do that. If I was going to do it, I was going to do it properly. I wasnt going to sit in class and let someone else do my work. Whats the point of that?”
Huggan: Is that college golfs dirty little secret, or did Lewis misunderstand the offer? Makes you wonder.
Elling: We could spend the rest of this Pond Scrum making jokes about which school it might have been. In fact, we probably ought to. That would be more fun. You nervous, Auburn fans? A secret? I would be interested to see what the grad rates are for mens college golf. Probably about the same as basketball and football. Which is to say, not very good.
Elling: Anyway, Lewis said his grade school in England was not equipped to deal with his learning disorder, but that he didnt care in the least. He just wants to play on tour. I recoil when I hear such things, because even as good as he is, hes diving into the deep end of the shark tank. The commentary already has been cruel. Spotted a reader comment on one golf website mimicking Judge Smails, “The world needs ditch diggers, too.”
According to a published report, a European Tour player has paid a huge fine for venting about another players behavior on the course at a Euro Tour event two weeks ago. How much sway should the tours hold over this insanely evolving social network phenomenon?
Elling: I am a First Amendment guy, through and through. But the answer is: plenty. While the tour players are not members of a players union and are independent contractors in a sense, dropping an avalanche of off-color and R-rated language on a peer on a personal website isnt to be tolerated. The player should obviously say these things to Huggan and I first, so we can print them with a very large headline.
Elling: In this instance, Aussie veteran Marcus Fraser took an Argentine player to task for talking on his cellphone during live play, which Fraser felt was a poor message to send. So he sent his own poor message, on Facebook.
Huggan: I have to say I am surprised. Fraser is known to me personally and is one of the most mild-mannered members of the Aussie fraternity. I can certainly think of a few of his compatriots more likely to sound off about a fellow player. I suspect there is more to this than we are being told.
Elling: Its not aga the guy was making flight but it looks horrible to be doing it on the course before paying customers. The guy was literally phoning it in.
Elling: Generally speaking, I dislike the social network and personal websites. Its given guys like Tiger Woods yet another reason to hide and spin the news without being held to any real accountability. But they serve a purpose, especially for lesser-known players who can get their personal messages out. But are the tours supposed to police Twitter and Facebook?
Huggan: On the face of it, Marcus has to be fined. I just wish the European Tour were as quick to jump on some of the other nonsense that goes on under their jurisdiction.
Elling: Recently, LPGA Hall of Famer Carol Mann posted some personal religious opinions on her Facebook page that drew attention. Whether its a coincidence or not, in my view, she no longer is as visible as an ambassador for the World Golf Hall of Fame.
Huggan: Amazing that, especially when you consider that one of this years Hall inductees was Jumbo Ozaki Ill say no more on that subject. But Im sure anyone with even a tenuous interest in golf will know what Im talking about.
Elling: The notion and timbre of “media” changes every 10 minutes. So what about Twitter? Does this mean the PGA Tour is going to start whacking former major winner Steve Elkington for sending out his hilarious cartoons that he commissions on his webpage? Theres the rub. The paranoid purveyors of the U.S. tour could zap a guy, and wed never know because fines are not announced. Who decides whats fair or foul?
Huggan: Steve Elkington is a bad example. His cartoons are nothing when compared with his rampantly homophobic views. He once called gays “shirtlifters” on his Twitter page. So its out there in public.
Elling: How much should tours police the social media content? Or should they just wait to act until the public complains? No easy answer. We have a social media policy at CBSSports.com in which we are not to write anything on Twitter or our personal web pages that casts the company in a bad light. This weekly Pond Scrum conversation must clearly rate an exception.
Huggan: I dont think the tour should have anything to do with the private views of players, even when they are expressed in a public forum. I mean, where does it end? George Orwell once wrote a very good book about this sort of stuff. The last thing the world needs is Tim Finchem sitting in judgment of anyone.
Elling: What about profane language, racial slurs, homophobic remarks?
Huggan: I mean, look at the views Paul Azinger routinely expresses on Twitter. He is a raving right-winger. I find his opinions on politics to be ludicrous and borderline offensive. But I would defend forever his right to say them.
Elling: Oh, Azinger is going to get you for that. He has the fastest Twitter thumbs in professional golf.
Huggan: I hope he does. In fact, Ive already told him what I think.
Elling: Interesting thing about Azinger is that he was sanctioned by ESPN for espousing his political views on Twitter. He works as an analyst for the Mouse network on occasion. Its all so murky. Wheres the line to be drawn?
Huggan: It is ESPNs right to be offended or not. If they are, they can choose not to employ Paul anymore. Thats called freedom, babe. Cant say I blame them, though. He is seriously off the wall at times.
Huggan: Note: I am sitting about 5 yards from Titleist clubmaker Bob Vokey, who is talking about wedges. Great stuff!
Elling: True fact: The alternate title of this weekly column, before an editor came up with Pond Scrum, was going to be “Fresh Grooves.” Which I still think is a pretty good name for something related to golf.
I guess there isnt much doubt. Yani Tseng is the best player in the world, regardless of gender?
Elling: By my scorecard, her LPGA victory yesterday in Arkansas gives her eight international wins in 19 starts, which are numbers that would make Tiger or Vijay applaud during their heyday. She plays a different game, at a different level, and she actually makes putts.
Huggan: Im a huge fan of Tsengs game. What a great swing she has. Beautiful ball-striker. And she is certainly dominant in a way that no man currently is. But we are comparing apples and oranges when we get into this “best player” thing. Lets just say she is easily the best woman golfer on the planet.
Elling: She started the season with four straight wins. Now she has five victories on the LPGA alone, including two in majors. Unlike on the PGA and Euro tours, where no clear-cut favorite has emerged as Player of the Year, the LPGA can call the engraver today. Its a complete slaughter.
Huggan: Having said that, Id be interested in seeing her tee up at Coloni and it would be cool to see if she can do better on a course that is not overwhelming, length-wise.
Elling: Nice kid, too. Tries hard, is well-liked by her peers, loves the game. I vividly recall her attending the 2008 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines, walking around with Dottie Pepper and making goo-goo eyes at Adam Scott. Hey, why should she be different?
Huggan: I can confirm that I have never made goo-goo eyes at Adam Scott. And I suspect Steve Elkington hasnt, either.
Elling: Incoming … Kaboom! That whistling knockdown shot was better than any executed by an American player in the entire Walker Cup weekend.
The Presidents Cup has suffered some collateral damage as a result of the FedEx Cup series hogging the spotlight over the past few years, but theres an interesting scenario brewing this week at the BMW Invitational. There are three prominent Aussies on the bubble or just outside the automatic top 10 and only two spots available for Greg Norman to give out.
Elling: Indeed, Geoff Ogilvy, Robert Allenby and Aaron Baddeley rank between Nos. 10-15 in points for the International team and have huge ties to the Sand Belt, where the PrezCup will be staged in two months. Other than when he was writing the $100 million divorce settlement to his ex-wife, this is the first time I have ever written, “I would not want to be Greg Norman.”
Huggan: Ach, I dont see Gregs problem as being anything like unsolvable. If it comes down to two of the three you mention, he must go with the best putters. So, sorry, Robert.
Elling: The subplots for the International team are far more interesting than the issue of who makes the American side, where you almost have to assume that captain Fred Couples will take Keegan Bradley, the perceived frontrunner for the Player of the Year award. So, you take Badds, who isnt in Allenbys class as a ball-striker, because hes superior with one of the 14 clubs? Hmmmm.
Huggan: Believe me, putting is going to be a huge part of the game at Royal Melbourne, where the greens are glass-like and take if possible. So he has to go with Ogilvy and Baddeley, both of whom are brilliant putters.
Elling: Badds is the only one of the three with a victory this season in the States, but Ogilvy is the defending Aussie Open winner. Meanwhile, Allenby is a former Aussie Triple Crown winner who seems like hed be a dominant alternate-shot guy. Terrific stuff.
Huggan: Hardly anyone is in Allenbys class when it comes to ball-striking. Unfortunately for him, you and I are in his class when it comes to putting.
Elling: Of course, Couples avoided all of this hand-wringing by taking the easy way out. He picked Tiger, who is now No. 46 in the world.
Huggan: Sometimes I wonder if you listen to anything I say. Tiger was picked by television executives. Fred merely acted on their wishes. Must have been an e-mail of course, given that Fred never answers the phone.
Elling: Listen to anything you say? Of course I do. Everything you say? Of course I do not.
Huggan: Ogilvy has had a series of health and physical issues this year. Yet he is still on the edge of the team at No. 10, the last automatic spot. And look at his Accenture Match Play record. Its hard to imagine Greg not picking him.
Elling: Maybe one of the Aussie trio will emerge this week at the BMW Championship at Cog Hill, a big-boy venue in size. You know, decide the issue themselves, vs. waiting for a handout. It would be a nice development to track, in between everybody ripping the course.
Huggan: The really interesting bit will come if Ishikawa drops out of the automatic top-10 spots only this time it will be in Japanese.
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