The tune, worn out to the point of becoming a place-name cliche over the years, is actually doubly perfect in a certain, limited regard.
Dionne Warwick has had a career thats spanned multiple decades, but she will forever mostly be known for a ditty thats already coursing through our heads this week for obvious geographical reasons.
Then there are the lyrics, which suddenly scream of relevance and foreshadowing.
In fact, Tiger Woods ought to be humming the tune as he heads to the Bay Area to play on the PGA Tour for the first time in two months, this time in the suburb of a well-known California city.
Do yo I may go wrong and lose my way.Do yo some peace of mind in San Jose.
No doubt, Burt Bacharach didnt have golf or the current world No. 51 in mind when he penned the Grammy-winning tune released in 1968, though it sure seems apt now, huh?
This week, we get a chance to see if Woods still has the same old chops, or can hit the same high notes, as he did before his latest series of setbacks forced him to enter the Frys.com Open, a third-tier Fall Series event that never would have gotten a second glance from him otherwise.
In this weeks iteration of Pond Scrum, transcontinental pundits Steve Elling and John Huggan take a gander at the weeks global comings and goings, which at times can move as quickly or slowly as a California freeway, depending on the time of day.
Huggan was at the Dunhill Links event at St. Andrews on the European Tour last week, while Elling is headed to suburban San Jose to track the latest Tiger comeback on the U.S. tour.
Gentlemen, please riff away, and try not to let that old-but-infectious Warwick song get stuck in your heads, OK?
After eight years of playing with the big boys, Kevin Na has finally won on the PGA Tour. Why the breakthrough, finally?
Elling: Well, we knew he was slow. But eight years for his first win, despite some pretty fair talent? Who knew they had glaciers in Las Vegas? The guy is so deliberate, he has pump fakes in his golf swing.
Elling: Vegas is the City that Never Sleeps? Try watching Kevin play 18 holes. That would put black coffee in a coma.
Huggan: All I know about Kevin Na is that he is, according to many, a bit of a pain in the you-know-where. I also know that he is very slow. I now know that he rather expertly misses the ball on occasion. What else? Oh yes, he has the sort of name you want when faced with a lot of autograph hunters.
Elling: He has autograph seekers?
Huggan: I do recall him taking 15 or so strokes to play a hole earlier this year. All in all, he sounds quite interesting.
Elling: Thats a heckuva new swing thought he has over the ball, for sure. If his backswing feels a little amiss, panic sets in and he bails on the shot on the downswing. His “whiff” on a tee shot on Saturday was one of the oddest one-day talking points of the season, which only fits with Na, who is a strange egg, indeed.
Huggan: Why are you complaining? Dont you wish every PGA Tour player provoked so much copy? Ill take one Kevin Na for every three Matt Kuchars, nice as young Matthew is.
Elling: Decent point. The guy is in Bubba Watsons class as far as tics and such, eh? He can play, too. A few months back, in our weekly New World Order list posted on Tuesdays, I listed the top 10 players on tour without a victory at that point and Na was right up at the top with Steve Marino. There has never been any doubt that he could play, and in a way, his prickly reputation obscures a pretty good story. Na turned pro at the same time Ty Tryon did, under very similar circumstances, while still a junior in high school. Na played in Asia briefly before finding his foothold in the States, where he had attended high school. Definitely not the tr doesnt want people who are different. If youre not a country-club brat with blond hair and a visor, dont bother to apply. He sounds like a great story to me.
Huggan: Has he been rude to anyone important? If so, I like him even more.
Elling: Its a little more complicated than that with Kevin. (Hes never been rude to me.) His caddie deserves a fat bonus, because nobody works harder out there, lining up Nas putts, checking his alignment. But caddie Kenny Harms is used to being around high-maintenance people. He was once married to former LPGA player Emilee Klein.
Huggan: Wow … that is high maintenance. Didnt she have an incredible number of shoes?
Elling: Ill not belabor the point, but Na has always radiated an aura of cockiness that has chased away peers in droves. Years ago, I recall him being on the putting green at Torrey Pines, asking players if they wanted to join him for a practice round. You never heard so many guys offering lame excuses. It was the equivalent of, “Ive got to wash my hair tonight.” I almost felt sorry for him. Hes a bright kid and very quotable. Its a little surprising, then, that he hasnt toned down the abrasiveness. Hes good, just not . Maybe the victory will peel away some pressure and allow him to decompress.
Huggan: But, to be serious, why is Na such a pariah? I can think of any number of guys who are just as dismissive of the press and who get away with it. World No. 1 Luke Donald doesnt exactly hide his disdain for the Fourth Estate, yet he is a beloved figure, or close to it.
Elling: Its not that he is dismissive of the press. He is no Vijay Singh. Its just a matter of attitude.
Huggan: OK, you know him way better than I do. But he sounds like a great quote.
Elling: In fact, he gets along fairly well with the media. We just havent had much need to speak with him. In his career, he had seven top-three finishes entering this season.
Huggan: And you have to admire the way he missed the ball and got away with it. That old “intent” rule sure does come in handy sometimes.
Elling: Yeah, my joke headline was, “Kevin Na Doesnt Have a Whiff in Vegas.” Double entendre clearly intended.
Huggan: You only speak to winners? I like losers myself … far more interesting. See Jean Van de Velde.
Elling: Hardly. Some of my favorite guys are the journeymen. I say hello to Kevin when I see him. I have no issues with him at all. Its many of his peers who find him insufferable at times.
In another big day for Northern Ireland, native son Michael Hoey won the Dunhill Links title at St. Andrews with a clutch performance on Sunday that included birdies on three of the last four holes. What more can be said about the success of the Emerald Isle, guys? Huggan, you were on hand.
Elling: Ulstermen finished 1-2-3 on the board. Its getting a bit scary, actually. Irelands struggling Padraig Harrington cracked the top 10. All this a week after perhaps the most memorable Solheim Cup ever was successfully staged in Ireland, too. Its been quite a ride for the clover brigade.
Huggan: This Northern Ireland thing is getting out of hand. I think there are maybe two Ulstermen left on the European Tour who have not yet popped up and won something huge. As for H but has underachieved since. Ive watched him hit balls a few times and been impressed. Word is any problem has, until now, been between his ears and, maybe, in his dedication to the cause. An Irishman who likes to enjoy himself … who would have thought eh?
Huggan: They actually finished 1-2-T3. A hardly-heard-of Scot, George Murray, was also T3.
Elling: Theres a cool back story with Hoey, who played at Clemson for two years. His teammates included Lucas Glover, Jonathan Byrd and D.J. Trahan, who all have multiple PGA Tour wins in the States. Now Hoey has three wins himself on the European Tour. Another player on their team, John Engler, played briefly on the U.S. tour. Musta been some college lineup, huh?
Huggan: Thats a pretty potent lineup. Why did they never win the NCAA? Or did they? College sporting nonsense is not really my thing.
Elling: Nope, never did win the Division I title while Hoey was there, amazingly.
Michael Hoey held off more celebrated countrymen to continue a lengthening streak of success for Northern Ireland. (Getty Images) Elling: While Hoeys win was easily the biggest of his largely unheralded career, it was a bit disappointing that his nearest pursuers, Rory McIlroy and Graeme McDowell, fell flat on the back nine and never made a remote run at him, really. McIlroy briefly assumed the lead, but like McDowell, they didnt make any noise at all heading down St. Andrews back nine. By the time Hoey got to the famed and easy 18th, surrounded by those ancient buildings, all he needed was a par.
Huggan: Thats a pretty harsh assessment of G-Mac and Mr. Wozniacki. But it is true that both stopped making putts over the clo three birdies of Rorys putting when he isnt either out of contention or seven ahead.
Elling: I liked how Hoey whipped out driver on the last hole with a one-shot lead and hammered it down there. Of course, not a lot of risk on that final tee ball.
Huggan: The star of the show, however, was the Old Course. Even if the games most famous the scoring wasnt too outrageous. Par may have been 68 or so, but that was down to the combination of weather, time of year and technology. R&A chief executive Peter Dawson was in the field and got a closeup view of just how far the top players propel balls with those metal drivers, so, you never know, something might finally get done soon. Dont hold your breath though.
Huggan: You say that about the 18th, but I remember watching Graham Marsh knock it out of town up the right when playing the 72nd hole of a long-forgotten Scottish Open.
Elling: Bad golf course for slicers. I ought to know.
Now that the LPGA has finally green-lighted 16-year-old Lexi Thompson for membership in 2012, what should we expect from her on the course?
Huggan: I would hope that she is careful with her schedule. Yes, she is a big girl with a game to die for. But playing too much at that age could hurt her. Of course, the way the LPGA schedule is these days, playing too much isnt really an option.
Elling: Ah, the most dangerous query of all? Have we not learned anything from predicting career paths of the cant-miss kids in the past, like Aree Song and Michelle Wie, who had tremendous success playing against the professionals while still teen amateurs. As it turned out, those two players, and a few others, didnt exactly take off on meteoric trajectories upon turning pro.
Elling: O the aforementioned teen amateurs never won an LPGA event as an amateur. She has. And she beat a stacked field, too. So, make that a huge difference.
Huggan: The tour is crying out for a young American star who doesnt go to Stanford. And judging by what I saw at the Solheim Cup, another strong player wont do the U.S. side any harm, either.
Elling: Im not conversant enough in identifying he I know to handicap her likely path over the short term. But she has created a spike of interest. That, in itself, is a win.
Huggan: You are correct. Unlike Wie, Thompson has won at every level on the way up. She is a seasoned competitor, even at age 16. Not sure I can say the same of Wie, even now.
Elling: Translated: Thompson learned how to win in her proximal peer group. Personally, I think shell liv one brother has played on th and her family knows the drill of tour life. Shell start out slowly in 2012 and it wouldnt be a surprise if she won again. Not based on the way she has played in her limited at-bats so far.
Huggan: Lets hope she proves to be as good as she presently appears. The LPGA needs her as much as she needs them, thats for sure.
Elling: Thats the unnerving part: expectations and perceived pressure. Predicting the play of teenage females is like reading tea leaves in a three-club crosswind. Some of them peak at 16 or 17 and thats the best they ever get. Some, like Annika Sorenstam, dont bloom until their 30s. Its a foolish exercise. This is one kid where we should just sit back and watch what develops for once.
Huggan: Indeed, but how will you contain yourself?
Elling: Well, I can always watch Kevin Na play. That kills plenty of time.
Golfs prodigal son, Tiger Woods, returns this week on the PGA Tour, Tiger Woods. Any reason to suspect he will contend at the third-tier Frys.com Open?
Elling: I have honestly lost track of the comeback numerology. This is, what, his fourth or fifth reintroduction since knee surgery in mid-2008? Wow, that seems like a lifetime ago.
Huggan: I wasnt aware that hed come back at all since he saw off Rocco more than three years ago. Things have changed markedly. But what will be interesting is a) what Tigers latest swing looks like and b) his putting stroke. He hasnt looked too clever on the greens during the few appearances he has made lately. Hes at that age when the ball mysteriously starts to lip out rather than dive in.
Elling: Yep, you are correct. Thats the deal-maker or deal-breaker, right there. Belly putter time! I saw Duval with one in Vegas.
Elling: As for Woods, he hasnt played in seven weeks. Anybody who says they know how hell play is guessing. Clearly, he was unprepared to play in his last two starts, at the Bridgestone Invitational, where he finished T37, and PGA Championship, where he never sniffed the top of the board and missed the cut.
When he was last seen in August, Tiger Woods was missing the cut at the PGA Championship. (Getty Images) Hug is anywhere near enough preparation for the Presidents Cup. I mean, isnt Tiger being a little disrespectful to Freddie? Can you imagine anyone deciding to play twice in more than two months before a team event? Tiger may have lost his game, but he still has his arrogance apparently.
Elling: Well, Mickelson isnt exactly stacking up on pre-Prez events either, is he? In that vein, Ill be interested in how Woods is received. The tournament site isnt far from where he attended college (albeit, he dropped out after two years) and that mojo from his fans might give him a leg up. Note: Thats not an injury joke.
Elling: Reports from South Florida are that Woods shot a 62 in practice last week, although he claimed he was tearing it up at times before attempting his other recent comebacks too, and nothing happened. In fact, hes been in and out of the tour lineup so many times in the past two years, the details blur.
Huggan: You are joking. Can you really see a bunch of geeky Stanford nerds heading out to cheer on their man? Although, come to think of it, that would make a great picture.
Elling: Its the Silicon Valley, brother. Filled with nerds. Although when you say silicon, Tiger probably snickers for other reasons.
Elling: As for his impending reception, I had an interesting conversation with a club member at East Lake two weeks ago. Unprompted, the member noted how there had been zero talk about Woods absence at the club and how ticket sales for the Tour Championship had been as strong as ever, regardless of his absence. In other words, nobody missed him. While Im sure thats hardly a universal truth, it was interesting that the member brought it up out of the blue.
Huggan: I laughed out loud at the coverage that informal round got. Did he hole out on ev such a round is meaningless. Ive seen enough of them in action away from the tour to know that when you eliminate the pressure of competition, all of those guys go round in “nothing.”
Elling: Exactly right. But apparently it is being accepted as the new course record at Medalist, by a couple of pops.
Huggan: Must have been a slow news week on your side of the pond.
Elling: Slow? Is that another Kevin Na joke?
Huggan: Meanwhile, we had five of the worlds top six playing in Scotland.
Elling: Back to Woods. … Amazingly, the guy has logged a total of eight rounds since the Masters, fallen out of the world top 50 for the first time in 15 years, and somebody still is going to pay him a fat appearance fee to play in Australia before the Presidents Cup matches next month.
Huggan: Although world No. 5 Dustin Johnson, unused to having to make a cut, didnt make it to Sunday by at the Old Course himself. qualified, so D.J. had to tee up in the “am” section of the Dunhill “pro-am.”
Elling: Saw that. D.J. had to play for free on Sunday, along with his new caddie. See, Joe LaCava made the right call. He bailed before he had to work on the weekend for free.
Huggan: You dont want to talk about the European Tour? I love it when you squirm.
Elling: Sure. Luke Donald defends his title in Espana this week. I am sure the field will be stacked with never-weres. To modify a phrase: His reign in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Huggan: Very good. Did you get that from Finchem?
Elling: No, made it up while I was trying to log the number of European Tour players outside the top 1,000 in the world ranking making starts every week.
Huggan: Im sure youll be working that out even as we type. While youre at it, let me know how many of your compatriots are currently in the worlds top 10.
Huggan: Four! I just looked. Only 19 Yanks in the top 50, though. Oh, how times they are achanging.
Elling: My top-1,000 data comes straight off the European Tour websites leaderboard. No question, the ET has stars. The supporting cast … not so much. So, in your math, you count Europe as one country now?
Huggan: We have to, if we are to get a viable comparison with the enormous U.S.!
Huggan: I tell you what, its a good job your lot are clinging to the Curtis Cup. After the Prez Cup, I suspect thats all Our Cups Runneth … Away.
Last question one for the day and were cleaning up on some old business – were you surprised by the additions of the four captains picks for the Presidents Cup last week?
Elling: Not in the least. Surprised is not the same as disappointed, however.
Huggan: I felt sorry for Bradley Keegan/Keegan Bradley. If Id been skipper, I would have taken him rather than the parentally advantaged Bill Haas, who stumbled into the FedEx Cup win, if you ask me.
Elling: Normans picks were perfect. But it bears repeating: U.S. rookie Bradley, with two wins and a major, deserved a seat at the table. I have received pointed reader emails from a handful of people who are so annoyed at U.S. captain Fred Couples selection of Woods to the team, they said they would be pulling for the Internationals. That ought to tell you something. Of course, a bunch of other yahoos emailed to defend Tigers selection. No accounting for taste. No accounting for bad accounting. No wins in two years.
Huggan: The international picks were both predictable and sound. Opting for two Melburnians made perfect sense. Royal Melbourne takes a lot of knowing and both Robert Allenby and Aaron Baddeley are way ahead of any other candidates on that scale.
Elling: Youre a proud Scotsman. Let me put the question to you thusly: Forget his golf game for the moment. Is Tiger Woods the kind of guy you want representing your country in an international match? Wearing the blue-and-white colors of the St. Andrews cross on the Scottish flag? Does he deserve to?
Huggan: As Ive said many times, I suspect Fred wasnt solely responsible for Tigers presence on the team. Television executives will surely have played a part in that dubious piece of backroom nonsense.
Elling: Well, Fred is being held accountable now.
Huggan: Hes not really representing your country. Hes playing for the PGA Tour, just as those over here play for the European Tour in the Ryder Cup.
Elling: I prefer to think that hes playing for Cablinasia. A country with a population of one.
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