Did she leave you for Jesus
We’ve been datin’ since high school; never once left this town. We used to go out on the weekends, and we’d drink ’til we drowned. But now she’s actin’ funny, and I don’t understand. I think that she’s found her some other man.
She left me for Jesus, and that just ain’t fair. She says that he’s perfect. How could I compare? She says I should find him, and I’ll know peace at last. If I ever find Jesus, I’m kickin’ his ***.
She showed me a picture. All I could do was stare at that freak in his sandals with his long, pretty hair. They must think that I’m stupid, or I don’t have a clue. I’ll bet he’s a Commie, or even worse yet a Jew.
She left me for Jesus, and that just ain’t fair. She says that he’s perfect. How could I compare? She says I should find him, and I’ll know peace at last. If I ever find Jesus, I’m kickin’ his ***.
She’s given up whiskey and taken up wine. While she prays for his troubles, she forgot about mine. I’m gonna get even. I can’t handle the shame. Why, last time we made love, she even called out his name.
She left me for Jesus, and that just ain’t fair. She says that he’s perfect. How could I compare? She says I should find him, and I’ll know peace at last. If I ever find Jesus, I’m kickin’ his ***.
It coulda been Carlos, or even Billy Ortez. But, if I ever find Jesus, he’s gonna wish he was dead.
Amen.
This actually made me laugh. Happy trolling buddy.
GOOD FOR HER!!!! NOW GIVE ME HER ADDRSS!!!!!!!!!!
OH YOU’LL FIND JESUS ALRIGHT BUT YOU’LL BE ALREADY DEAD TWICE
FIRST THE PHYSICAL DEATH THEN THE SECOND DEATH!!!!
THE LAKE OF FIRE BUT IT WILL BE A BRIEF MEETING WITH HIM BECAUSE YOUR JUDGMENT WILL COME SWIFTLY FOR EVERY IDLE WORD YOU POSTED TODAY!!!!!!!
Its beautiful…
*wipes tear*
Padme left me because I Force Choked her for conspiring against me with the traitor Obi-Wan.
and do not forget the favourite Christian woman quote of all time as she stares the man in the face. When I die I do not need you anymore and I am going to be the bride of christ, and he with all his glory is going to love me, and I have no need for you anymore.
You’re not funny.
